Prison zoo

So the other day out for tea with Susy and her parents and we're talking about going to the zoo next week. Some how, and don't ask me where it came from, I get onto the idea of turning prisons into zoos. Why not? They're in cages any ways. Why not put them behind glass and then we can all go view them. We can put little plagues next to their cells that tell us their names, aliases, crime committed, length of term, you know that kind of useful stuff. You can even go to the cafeteria and try "convict food" or buy items convicts have made at the "buy it or will shank you" gift shop. You know exciting things like clay ashtrays and license plates. I'm still working on how to make the petting zoo part of it, but I thought we could tie them down. You now how you go to the zoo and they have little food dispensers? Well what about cigarette dispensers? It would even have its very own reptile house, or as we'll call it the dangerous criminals section. Susy even came up with the idea instead of tapping the glass or poking them with sticks we could have the "excite the lunatic convict taser button". We'll see how that one goes. Now I figure this might upset some people, oh its not very humane and nice to put these people on display. HELLO! Have you thought about why their in there? Oh they just robbed someone's Gramma or raped your next door neighbor, nothing much. I figure start putting them on display and it might lower crime rates. Have you ever noticed convicted felons like to hide their faces when their leaving courtrooms? Now everyone can see them and know them for who they are.